Welcome to GoodCons!

Where the GOOD BadGuys Hang!

Are you a GOODCON? Do you know any GOODCONS? Guys or gals who didn't commit their crime of conviction or were crushed by a prison sentence far too severe for the crime they did commit?

We are GOODCONS, too. Yeah, we all did prison time and now we're here to give you first-hand information, assistance and attitude to get you, your relative or your friend through the prison crisis and maybe even get you and them to laugh a bit!

So, "holler at us" on our CONversations blog, use our CONfind inmate locator, or shop at our Commissary!  C'mon!  We're hangin' here waitin' for ya!

Your Voice of Conviction, Joe Con

Oh Yeah, here's a taste of the good stuff you can buy for your GOODCON (or yourself) right here>>>>

Back to Back Card
Con Job Card
Con Time Card
Hair Cut Card
Hang Man Card
Anniversary Alone Card
Mainline Card
New Bunkie Card
New Job Card
Phone Card
Sad Birthday Card
Time Flies Card
Don't Run Out Card
Wrong Message Card
Fishing Card
Bar Scene
Ladies GoodCons Polo Shirt
Mens GoodCons Polo Shirt
GoodCons Cap
Diesel Therapy Tee-Shirt
WANT TO SEE MORE?
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Joe Con
Joe Con

I'm Joe Con!  Are you having a hard time finding just the right gift for your GOODCON?  Then you need to check out my CONCards and CONWear . . . SO READ ON, YO!

CONCARDS

OK! It's your GOODCON's birthday and he's still a guest of the government!  You want to send a nice Happy Birthday card . . .

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? 

THERE'S NOTHING HAPPY ABOUT SPENDING A BIRTHDAY IN PRISON!!! 

 . . . and the same goes for an anniversary, Kwanzaa, Christmas, Ramadan, or any other holiday in prison! 

That's why we developed CONCARDS, a line of greeting cards designed specifically for you and your GOODCON

You will feel great sending these quality cards, each with a sentiment only people "feelin' " prison can fully appreciate.  And at MAIL CALL we guarantee a CONCARD will make his day!!!

So, take a look, pick out your favorites, then buy them, AND MAIL THEM! And if you want to feel good AND LOOK GOOD TOO, keep readin' . . .

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 CONWEAR

So, you think you're a GOODCON, right?  Well here's your chance to LOOK LIKE ONE! 

We have shirts, caps and other good stuff inspired by the threads "The Man" made me (and a lot of other guys and gals) wear during our bids in the Admin (Brooklyn MDC), Otisville Medium, the SHU at Ft. Dix and the Allenwood camp and a bunch of other prison joints.  Hey, I figure if they think everybody's a criminal anyway, we might as well look the part!! 

But these clothes are great on their own.  Great for doing repairs or gardening around the house, great for hangin' with the "boys in the hood", and great for just hangin'! And each with the GOODCONs broken cuff logo proudly (but fashionably!) displayed!
                         
You gotta love these clothes!!


Take a look for yourself! BUY SOME!  'Cause Yo, when they start showin' up on your friends, don't say I didn't tell ya!

*Tees and Polos 100% pre-shrunk cotton

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